My thoughts on slavery

Today someone asked me what i think during swim races. To be honest the only thing that goes through my head is 'Stroke stroke Stroke stroke Stroke stroke Stroke stroke' the whole time, followed by FLIP! PUSH! STREAMLINE! SPIN! KICK! and then more strokes. But that's much too boring so i decided to tell them what i do during PRACTICE. During long races in practice, i try to act out whole movies in fast motion. I've done all the Star Wars, Back To The Future, Skyfall (one of my personal favorites) and countless more. During the shorter races i give myself a soundtrack to whatever I'm doing. This basically consists of rock and roll during the straights that turns into dubstep on the flip turn. I try to have fun even though it may suck, like 4x400 best average. You probably don't know what it is, but it sucks MAJOR DICK. That set is the single biggest whore I've ever met. On a brighter note, my friends doctor decided it wasn't herpes, but he couldn't tell what it was exactly. Weird but at least i didn't have to check. For those of you with a cat, am i the only one who thinks they take the most seductive poses and make the most fucking noise ever when they wash themselves? They take these long obnoxious loud licks, and breathe deeply in between. I find it extremely disturbing, especially because her attempts at killing me have been closer and closer lately. Anyway i hope everyone who doesn't have to wake up at 5:45 tomorrow has a nice day, while i cry in the pool about how i can gain so much weight and still swim this much. Like seriously wtf metabolism. I kid though, I'm not as fat as i was before swimming.  i think... To close off the true meaning of Christmas is laying down by the tree on Christmas Eve and telling your parents that you're "waiting for Santa"  when in all reality you just wanna see how long they can hold out until they tell you to go upstairs because "Santa is too shy". You win this round Santa, but next year, I'm waiting under the chimney bitch!