Friday, December 21, 2012

Happy End of the World

Man, bitches be trippin. What if the end of the world isn't the end of civilization, but the extinction of some vital species that will result in nuclear war.(For those George Bush fans, Nucaler) What if today is the goldfish's last day on earth, all goldfish will mysteriously die, and goldfish eggs will be kept in a vault guarded by 9 armed men.  Whenever someone tells you Merry Christmas, tell them your a muslim. Some of you may think im spending alot of time on fish, but when the world fucking floods ill be adapting gills while you dickheads drown, and even if i get a dolphin blowhole, im still not saving you jerks. Death To All But Metal (I take no credit for the fucked up lyrics of this song, Kyle found it) - look that up with HEADPHONES on. Don't watch the music video either... just sayin. Anyway snow was shit yesterday, we got like 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/4/8/9/9/10 inches of snow. Well have a nice end of the world, and don't go on facebok for a few days, theres gonna be allot of people posting that you wanna kill.

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