Its colder than a baby-backed bitch! - A swim captain

Pretty fucking cold out, had to get my hat today so i wouldn't freeze to death. I suppose im probably gonna post these in the morning before 1st period. Cuz im gangsta'. Not really. Had a weird dream that i was a matress salesman working on christmas eve. There was this like 80 year old woman trying to find a matress for her husband, but i sold the last one. She started crying so i went on a epic adventure through our warehouse, which was apparently about the size and make of one of the caves in Indiana Jones, except filled with matresses. After grabbing the golden matress and running from the giant fucking matress ball, i gave it to her and she forgot to pay. Screw that. Always take the money first. Thats all I'm saying. Anyways happy Hump Day and don't forget to tip your garbageman!