My first Blog! ... I sound like a 5 year old dumbass

I find the most relaxing times are the most stressful days. When you are sitting at home watching tv and you just don't give a shit about anything. Just like me now, sitting in english "writing a paper". I don't care at all about this paper, just about my blog rising from the ashes like a phoenix... Except it hasn't died yet, but that's how their born the first time right? Mabye not? Does the egg explode or do they just pop out like any other boring bird, that would suck. As i contemplate the future of my blog, and the money i will make on my genius, I wish all of my loyal slave followers the best on the dreary journey that is life. Good day for now!