Another post? Yep.

Before we start here, I'd like to tell a disturbing story. As i was changing after swimming today, an unnamed friend came up to  me and loudly announced he believed he had herpes. The fact that we just swam in the same pool was bad enough, but when he tried to show me and ask me what i thought it looked like, i almost died. Turns out all i had to do was look away and say sure, which was enough to convince him to drive to a clinic tomorrow (might i add skipping practice) to check if his claim was bullshit or realshit. Anyways............

As I sit here gazing hatefully at the mound of homework looming over me, never to be completed, I can only hope that some professional sport will save me from 3 more years. Maybe i can grow a few feet and get drafted in the NBA in my sophomore year! It could happen, if i had better basketball skills. I was saddened as i contemplated the array of sports in my possible future. Then it hit me. Michael Phelps went to the Olympics at age 15. That's next year! All i have to do is grow a few feet and I'm good right? Just a few feet eh? Two feet is 24 FUCKING INCHES. HOW THE HELL DO I DO THAT. I'M NOT GONNA BE LIKE "YO SPINE, YOU BEST GET OFF YO ASS AND START GROWING! YOU TOO LEGS! AND DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU ARMS!". Ya i feel short now. All i can do is hack at their feet and hope they bend down to itch their leg, allowing me to steal the ball. But seriously I should do this homework. And what the hell is this noise in the background. It sounds like Andreas playing a fucking tuba, but worse. More dying elephanty. I think its Ryan playing the god-damn shofar. Which is an antelope horn that is hollowed out to play like a wind instrument. Seriously biblical times, that's the best you got? Anyway for whoever reads this, if I don't post every day just remind me. 'I think allot of thoughts about allot of things'. (Ten points to who can "GUESS! THAT! QUOTE!" WHOOOOOO "Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Its me again, Alex Trebek, hosting another meaningless game show! Where we give money to middle class Americans instead of starving children!" Is there a limit on words inside parentheses? And seriously Jeopardy, WTF.) Why am i still typing? This is longer than that English paper i still haven't done.*Badum Tss* Sheesh,, tough crowd.