Ron Swanson

I have to make this quick, they're about to get me. There's this conspiracy going on where i think people are chasing me when they're not. It's called BEING FUCKING INSANE. WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAW A BLACK HELICOPTER.OR A RAVEN, BUT IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO HAVE A HELICOPTER.CAPS LOCK IS STUCK. Ok thats better. Anyways if anyone wants to buy an anit-mind control tin foil hat, they're only $5!