Ron Swanson

I have to make this quick, they're about to get me. There's this conspiracy going on where i think people are chasing me when they're not. It's called BEING FUCKING INSANE. WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAW A BLACK HELICOPTER.OR A RAVEN, BUT IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO HAVE A HELICOPTER.CAPS LOCK IS STUCK. Ok thats better. Anyways if anyone wants to buy an anit-mind control tin foil hat, they're only $5!

Why history is all just potatoes fighting

Basically no-one really cares about an ancient Greek guard. He has no money or a palace, but he has swag. He might be the coolest guy you'll ever meet. But then he will be the main character, and we don't want that. It's always better not to have sex with your mother. Just sayin...And what the hell is wrong with 19? Its such a crappy number, and probably a terrible age. Basically you can legally have sex at 18, and then get herpes at 19. Awesome. I feel like Greek drama was invented by robots. Most of the names for parts of the stage sound like transformers to me. I AM THEATRON, GUARDIAN OF PARODOS OF THE ALMIGHTY SKENE. cmon people.The worst part about Greek theater is the sacrifices. They're all goats. Not one person, not even a little bit? to sum this all up vegetables tell stories better than people.
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Hella cold mah white business associate

Won this morning. How? I correctly guessed 13 degrees because im a superhero. The Human Thermometer. Basically i tell the human torch how hot he is, temperature wise... Anyways i think i passed the first part of my first year of high school. Which when i put it that way, doesn't matter at all. But still i live another day in this dog-eat-chocolate-and-die world. To conclude my cat attempted to kill me by sitting directly on my face this morning, and almost succeeded, when i survived, she decided to keep me alive for another day so i could feed her. Awesome. If any one is reading this.. she.. she.. AHHHHHH>>> meow

Confessions of a serial eater

the title may sound evil, but here we go. Sell em' when they're young. They're cuter and will sell for more. At least when you're breeding frogs. Probably won't post for the rest of the week cause of finals. If you need a fun game to play, look up Eric The Circle. And finally, eat yellow snow, it might be lemonade mix.

Yikes

Turns out i can't get on my blog from home anymore so all of these will be school posts. Didn't write anything overbreak because me and Nicholas Cage were on a quest to find the 1st amendment's original copy. Heres a video for your trouble
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